Pahtu mun gi wat bboloq, glewaq depang gol, nok jadi gok pengganti mun sendiri. Siap ngudoh ke orang hok dipilih nok gati mun tu..!
Ai keynok breng, meng.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Doh dek pong...
OK I translate for you Sarah:
You tender your resignation. Your boss already accepted, but your boss asked you to "take care of the shop" for a second while looking for your replacement.
Then you acted panicky, fumbled in front of the goal, wanting to be your own replacement goalie. Then you accuse your replacement for foul play...!
Hey pretty crazy, man.
LMAO LMAO
As I told you...
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See? you can get away with anything if you know how to put i[s] (it) in a none seditious manner.
This is so funny because this is not the standard Bahasa Melayu. It is a Terenganu dialect (where I was born). Hamzah Jamal is my one year senior in Sekolah Alam Shah and a very brilliant student and professor. A natural joker.
I call him Mejoh, the way it is pronounced in the dialect.
Even this is not the common way people from Terengganu speak. This is the Boondock Aggie dialect which makes it even funnier because Mejoh and I talked about pretty deep stuff like the writing of Lobsang Rampa and the Four Good Emperors of Rome.
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I got to sleep Sarah. Tomorrow is the first day of my Couch to 5 k Training.
Oh no! Somebody didn't get the joke! This is even funnier!
[12:54 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: Siapa punya life ni?
Certainly not mine.
I did not resigned!!!
I served to my conract to the last date the ARMED FORCES OF MALAYSIA had signed me!!
I had anugerah khidmat CEMERLANG KJAAN MALAYSIA TAHUN 1992, 94,96,98,2000,2001,2002!
I WAS AWARDED THE CHIEF OF AIR FORCE SWORD OF HONOUR FOR THE MOST EXCELENT SERVICE OFFICER IN THE AIR FORCE!!
I HOLD A CATEGORY "A" JET FIGHTER INSTRUCTOR CERTIFICATION FROM NATO AND CENTRAL MILITARY INSTRUCTOR SCHOOL OF UK!!
WHERE THE HELL YOU FUCKING GOT THE FITNAH UPON ME..
ARE YOU A BASTARD FUCKINH ASSHOLE MOTHER FUCKER SHARDUDIN JAMAL.
U R A FUCKING IDIOT MORON!!!
[12:55 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: Bukan mu lah. Ni cerita Mahathir. Aku forward kat mu. Chill lah brother...
[12:56 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: Mu tak ikut politik semasa ke?
[12:56 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: Apalah...
[12:57 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: Am sorry ..
I really thought u r cursing me.
[12:58 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: Am sorry.
I had to defend myself .. for i had not spoken anything about me to anyone ..
For i had never BOASTED about myself.
[12:58 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: Bukan... Ni cerita dari Hamzah Jamal our ASAS Senior. I thought it was funny. Everybody else I forwarded laughed
[12:59 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: OK lah Amin, I got to sleep. I thought of having a good laugh with you...
[12:59 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: 🙏
[1:00 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: Am sorry for i didn't know the joke WAS NOT ON ME
[1:00 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: Hey, now can you laugh?
[1:02 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: 😅
[1:04 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: Goodnight Sword of Honor...
[1:05 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: U know i was a FIGHTER PILOT INSTRUCTOR..
Producing TOP GUNS on 200 Million dollars flying toys.
Vicious and vulgar words are bread and butter as a cup of tea to the army generals..
[1:05 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: Good nite mate
[1:09 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: No worries mate... I will forward you the post mortem I made in my blog. I am communicating with my intermediary Sarah right now. So this is the best joke. Better than the joke I had with Mejoh (Hamzah Jamal).
OK enough jokes for one day...
As usual here is your lullaby. I dedicate this to Major Amin:
Goodnight Sarah. I love you so much...
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#traxxfm Hi all, had a good laugh before bed last night. My brain became hyperactive. Still cannot sleep because of it: 2020blogvol1.blogspot.com/2020/03/2320-c
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