Sunday, 1 March 2020

2/3/20 ^^^Conversation between two Jamal brothers

Mun seroh surat berhenti/resign. Boh mun terima doh, tp bohh mitok mun "jaga kedai" kejap sementara nok cari hok nok ganti mun.

 Pahtu mun gi wat bboloq, glewaq depang gol, nok jadi gok pengganti mun sendiri. Siap ngudoh ke orang hok dipilih nok gati mun tu..!

 Ai keynok breng, meng.

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 Doh dek pong...

OK I translate for you Sarah:

You tender your resignation. Your boss already accepted, but your boss asked you to "take care of the shop" for a second while looking for your replacement.

 Then you acted panicky, fumbled in front of the goal, wanting to be your own replacement goalie.  Then you accuse your replacement for foul play...!

 Hey pretty crazy, man.

LMAO LMAO

 As I told you...

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See? you can get away with anything if you know how to put i[s] (it) in a none seditious manner.

This is so funny because this is not the standard Bahasa Melayu. It is a Terenganu dialect (where I was born).  Hamzah Jamal is my one year senior in Sekolah Alam Shah and a very brilliant student and professor.  A natural joker.

I call him Mejoh, the way it is pronounced in the dialect.

Even this is not the common way people from Terengganu speak.  This is the Boondock Aggie dialect which makes it even funnier because Mejoh and I talked about pretty deep stuff like the writing of Lobsang Rampa and the Four Good Emperors of Rome.

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I got to sleep Sarah.  Tomorrow is the first day of my Couch to 5 k Training.

Oh no!  Somebody didn't get the joke!  This is even funnier!

[12:54 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: Siapa punya life ni?

 Certainly not mine.

 I did not resigned!!!

 I served to my conract to the last date the ARMED FORCES OF MALAYSIA had signed me!!

 I had anugerah khidmat CEMERLANG KJAAN MALAYSIA TAHUN 1992, 94,96,98,2000,2001,2002!

 I WAS AWARDED THE CHIEF OF AIR FORCE SWORD OF HONOUR FOR THE MOST EXCELENT SERVICE OFFICER IN THE AIR FORCE!!

 I HOLD A CATEGORY "A" JET FIGHTER INSTRUCTOR CERTIFICATION FROM NATO AND CENTRAL MILITARY INSTRUCTOR SCHOOL OF UK!!

 WHERE THE HELL YOU FUCKING GOT THE FITNAH UPON ME..

 ARE YOU A BASTARD FUCKINH ASSHOLE MOTHER FUCKER SHARDUDIN JAMAL.
U R A FUCKING IDIOT MORON!!!
[12:55 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: Bukan mu lah.  Ni cerita Mahathir. Aku forward kat mu.  Chill lah brother...
[12:56 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: Mu tak ikut politik semasa ke?
[12:56 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: Apalah...
[12:57 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: Am sorry ..
I really thought u r cursing me.
[12:58 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: Am sorry.
I had to defend myself .. for i had not spoken anything about me to anyone .. 

 For i had never BOASTED about myself.
[12:58 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: Bukan... Ni cerita dari Hamzah Jamal our ASAS Senior.  I thought it was funny.  Everybody else I forwarded laughed
[12:59 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: OK lah Amin, I got to sleep. I thought of having a good laugh with you...
[12:59 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: 🙏
[1:00 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: Am sorry for i didn't know the joke WAS NOT ON ME
[1:00 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: Hey, now can you laugh?
[1:02 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: 😅
[1:04 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: Goodnight Sword of Honor...
[1:05 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: U know i was a FIGHTER PILOT INSTRUCTOR..
Producing TOP GUNS on 200 Million dollars flying toys.

 Vicious and vulgar words are bread and butter as a cup of tea to the army generals..
[1:05 AM, 3/2/2020] Amin Boyo: Good nite mate
[1:09 AM, 3/2/2020] sharudinj: No worries mate...  I will forward you the post mortem I made in my blog.  I am communicating with my intermediary Sarah right now.  So this is the best joke.  Better than the joke I had with Mejoh (Hamzah Jamal).

OK enough jokes for one day...

As usual here is your lullaby.  I dedicate this to Major Amin:


Goodnight Sarah.  I love you so much...

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1/3/20 ***I really don't get this

What is the purpose of you messing with my blog's dashboard?

I know there are more people reading my posting in Dreams of Mirrors.  Why can't I use the analytics to base the effectiveness of what I write?

Already I am a Blind Apek, now I am a Blind Apek who is not allowed to use Braille.  That is so cruel!



Hey Sarah, what game are you playing baby?  Did you also disable my World Clock?  I don't understand you guys.  The latest was the thing you all did with my DuckDuckGo.  That is really a hit below the belly.  You guys nearly zapped my PC.  What's with you and DuckDuckGo anyway?  Because of that incident I dare not install the software anymore.  You literally removed the installation f[or] (from) my PC dammit!  You know it is a better search engine than your crummy Chrome.  Even Bing is much better for that matter.

You better behave.  Otherwise I'm switching PERMANENTLY to Firefox.  Speaking of Firefox, you even messed the installation on my phone.

You know what you are Larry?  You are a bunch of boys with expensive toys and too much time on your hand.  So much for the Conspiracy Theory.

So who do I have to bang to straighten out this issue regarding my dashboard?

Geez...  I should switch to Open Source long time ago.  I thought you guys suppose to be the good guys.  Why are you doing all this?

You know I sold the IP of 7 Swords because I believe in liberating knowledge.  What's the matter?  Don't tell me you are doing this to protect me.  Like everybody else I am autonomous.

Well we got until 24/12/24.  You don't want to fuck *[] (with) me.  I am still capable of throwing an uppercut or worse drawing my two swords if I think you people are fucking with me.

* I'm glad we have that understanding.

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Sharudin Jamal
@sharudinjamal
@radiogreenman
@elsDines
@traxxfmofficial
#traxxfm That's it, I am escalating my issue to
@ishsal
Consider this as me expressing my grievance: 2020blogvol1.blogspot.com/2020/03/1320-i


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1/3/20 ^^^ Operating at a peak state

I guess the most relevant point of today is the announcement of the Flight Path to everybody.  It is an open secret then.

So I decided to celebrate the Small Win with not exercising.  I wanted to but Princess brought back some desserts for tea today.  The time clashes with my schedule.

I know, I know, no excuses right?  Well, as I said it's a 5-day a week plan.  So I'm not giving excuses.  Family comes first.

As usual, Sunday is my lazing around day.

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You better don't let me down baby:

[5:28 PM, 3/1/2020] sharudinj: This year we start our ascend
[5:29 PM, 3/1/2020] sharudinj: At least for me
[5:29 PM, 3/1/2020] Amin Boyo: Just exhausted trying to find some fund to support my melayu groups to be more active and progressive
[5:30 PM, 3/1/2020] sharudinj: Hang on to it
[5:30 PM, 3/1/2020] sharudinj: You are doing good
[5:53 PM, 3/1/2020] Amin Boyo: 1. Sebuah Yayasan 
2. 2 buah pusat tahfiz
3: 1 rumah anak yatim
4. Sebuah NGO MELAYU HAKIKAT 14 cawangan negeri
5. 32 persatuan seni dan budaya melayu.
6. 1 KOOPERASI melayu

 Those are the things .. what i had been doing since 2006 till today.

 May Allah give me strength, may be he shall open for many gateways to save all the poor MELAYU.
[5:56 PM, 3/1/2020] sharudinj: For the time being I give my moral support.  But you have to wait until 2024 like everybody else.
[5:56 PM, 3/1/2020] Amin Boyo: Oh .. tq.
[5:57 PM, 3/1/2020] Amin Boyo: That would be very fortunate for the orphans and tahfiz and students ..
And the poors
[5:58 PM, 3/1/2020] sharudinj: Our policy is we follow Umar.  We infaq 50% we keep 50% for ourselves from the interest earned.
[5:58 PM, 3/1/2020] sharudinj: I know you have a good heart

Otherwise I have to break my promise.  He is a good guy.

As I said I had opened up myself to my friends and family.  I am just going with the motion here.  If you can't fulfilled it just holler.  Then I can back up.

But you being a Bijik Keraih (Hard "Seed" LOL) seems sure of what you are doing.  So I'm not going to put a damper on your effort.

As I said, at the same time I am a bit jittery about the whole idea.  However I am still proceeding on my part based on your input.  After all I have Unlimited Power LOL.


I am not worried about me, I am worried about you.  That's why I asked you to reconsider not once or twice but FIVE times before I commit myself.  Now I am committed.  May you be blessed Sarah.

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@radiogreenman

@traxxfmofficial
#traxxfm Habibi, I'll keep you company today. It is a working Sunday for me too 2020blogvol1.blogspot.com/2020/03/1320-o As for my darling
@elsdines
I guess I haven't completed my dowry for you. These are the complete set:





@radiogreenman

@elsDines

@traxxfmofficial
#traxxfm Like the rest of the people, both of you have to wait until 2024 for the real stuff. Have faith. Like what I did. If it doesn't happen at least we had expanded our minds to the possibility. What we can imagine is already real.



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